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What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?