Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?