Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?