What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a henway?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is the most attractive fruit?
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