What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do cats love to work?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where do stars go to college?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
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