Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What kind of music do planets like?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?