What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What sport can waiters play really well?
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