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What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What are you studying in math?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?