What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are fish such good architects?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
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