What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How can you farm during the winter?
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