What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which subject has two parts?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What animal floats best?
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