Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do elves learn in school?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

How do eggs end a TV show?

How do you grill cheese?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why don't wolves like fast food?