What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What words make the best athletes?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you call a happy Lassie?