How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?