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What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?