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Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why do basketball players like cookies?