Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What day is your mom always right?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What birds make average students?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
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