What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How long will dinner be?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
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