When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?