What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What game do cows play at parties?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
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