What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why don't ants get sick?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?