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What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What does a panda ghost say?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What type of flower grows up too fast?