Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?