What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Where does breakfast live?