What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?