What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call two birds in love?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

How do horses navigate at night?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?