Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What shape is bad at driving?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?