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What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?