What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What does a dog say before eating?

What animal has the most fun?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?