Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?