What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
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