What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
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