What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
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What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do bees buzz?
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What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do nosey peppers do?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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