What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What was the first animal in space?
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