What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What part of a football field is never the same?