Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do jokesters study in college?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a car's favorite scary movie?