What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Which family member has tusks?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Which plant has the best roar?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?