Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What game do mice love to play?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why do rodents make the best runners?