Can February March?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

How much money does a skunk have?

What birds make average students?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?