Why is heaven always so tidy?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?