What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
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