What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
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What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
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