What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
When does a horse talk?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
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