What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
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