What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why do two skunks argue?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?