Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

How do you send a message in the forest?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What's the most expensive plate in church?