What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?