What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
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