What fish only swims at night?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?