What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
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