Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What vehicle works the hardest?

How do billboards talk?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?