What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do you compliment a cat?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
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