What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the richest basketball team?
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