What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do nosey peppers do?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Where can you always get cheap gas?