What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
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What are you studying in math?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
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