What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

How does a squid go into battle?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?