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A fresh dye-job.
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
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Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
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Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
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