What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

How much does freedom weigh?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What birds make average students?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you call an old snowman?