Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What goes up when the rain comes down?