What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?