What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
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