What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
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What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
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