What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do cats wear to work?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?