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How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

When does a horse talk?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why was the dog overweight?