What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call siblings who love math?