What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do naked fish play with?