Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How did the toad die?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's a henway?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?