What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

I'm not a bad putter.

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?