Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's a henway?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?