What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?