What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
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