Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why do all the planets get along?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?