What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?