Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the echo get detention?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What building always gets stains on it?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?