What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Who invented fractions?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do fish use for glasses?