Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do elves learn in school?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
When do astronauts eat?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
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