To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Which tree can't stop crying?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Where do pigs learn magic?