What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where does laundry go to college?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

How do you organize a space party?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What birds always travel in twos?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you call a short cow?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?