What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?