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Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

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What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

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How does NASA organize a company party?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?