What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What tree has the most bark?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?