Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do trees try new things so often?

How much does freedom weigh?