What do cows always add to their salad?

How is cat food sold?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What are you studying in math?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?