What do you call a dog that meditates?

What animal floats best?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why are basketball courts always wet?