What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
Why don't ants get sick?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
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