Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

How do you get straight A's?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

How are teens like cats?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

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Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.