What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
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