What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
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