Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call a short cow?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?