Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Which state has the best streets?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?