Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?