Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?