What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

How do fireflies start a race?