Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

When do astronauts eat?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?