What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why was the mime upset?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
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