Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

The museum curator needed a break.