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What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What birds make average students?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

How do you make a cow float?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?