Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What words make the best athletes?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What day is your mom always right?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?