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Why do magicians score well in exams?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?