What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What do you call a pig lumberjack?