Why did the student eat their homework?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?