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Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?