Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What kind of computers do horses use?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do surfers go to school?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why is the piano so hard to open?