Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
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What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What sports are both plant-based?
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