What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Which computer won the talent show?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why are ghosts always single?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What boat is great at getting a deal?