What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?