Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?