Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?