What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

How is cat food sold?

What shape has a knighthood?