How did the toad die?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do cows like to dance to?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why are books always so angry?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?