How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?