Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
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