Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
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