Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's the noisiest food?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a dog in space?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
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