What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What makes music in your hair?