What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?