What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?