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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?