Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?