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What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What day do hands always go to church?