Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why do cows go to New York?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?