What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Where do stars go to college?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?