What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do fairies always drink?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?