What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why are bakers also often hippies?