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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

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What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?