What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?