How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What do you call an old snowman?

How does cardboard get its workout in?