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Why is summer always sad?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?