Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?