What bird is losing its hair?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What's E.T. short for?

Where do books sleep?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did the calf play in the school band?