What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
Where do tough ducks come from?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did March say to the madness?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where would you find an elephant?
How does a taco bless the table?
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