What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?