How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What bird is always sad?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why is summer always sad?

What happens when a frog's car dies?