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Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?