Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

How do automobiles fly?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.