Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?