Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?