What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
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