What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
When does a horse talk?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are English teachers so smart?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are winter days great?
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