What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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