What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
Why are bakers so good at math?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
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