What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why was the mime upset?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What shape is bad at driving?