Why did the duck cross the road?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?