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Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?