What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?