What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?