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Why did the coach go to the bank?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

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What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

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