What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What did March say to the madness?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?