Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?