What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.