How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did the frog starve?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?