Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?