Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?