What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why do cubes make great referees?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where does breakfast live?