Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
I broke my finger!
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are frogs always happy?
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