What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?