Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did autumn say to summer?
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