What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Where do books sleep?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why are turtles so shy?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?